DOES DRAWING THE DEATH CARD MEAN SOMEONE WILL DIE?

 

Yes.

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BE CAREFUL TALKING TO THE DEAD

We all know how to use a Ouija Board, but most of us don't realize what's waiting on The Other Side. The spirit seems to know a lot about us, but are they family? Guides? Or something more sinister?

Hate to break it to you, but unless you're gluten free, vegan and have a regular practice of yoga and meditation, you're not going to be dealing with the Top Brass of the dead. Why? Our energy attracts similar energy.

If you're kind of a gossip, hopped up on processed foods and chemicals, you're going to attract an Attention Deficit ghost that will tell you what you want to hear - but won't be able to keep track of the answers. Ghosts with wisdom and kindness, they have better things to do.

You need to be very grounded and in the pursuit of spirituality to attract the good spirits. Most people aren't willing to do the work and so weird shit goes down with the Ouija Boards, not because spirits are bad, but because you're attracting the assholes.

Think about the types of men who approach you at a bar. The first ones are weird, way out of their league, and nasty. It's the same with ghosts.

If you have a true desire to lift the veil between dimensions, you have to do some soul searching and focus on yourself first. Then, young grasshopper, you're ready to talk to the dead.

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HOW TO SAY NO TO AN INCUBUS

Let’s face it, it’s flattering to be desired, but pairing up with an entity for a “questionable encounter” is a bad idea. You never know where they’ve been and they certainly won’t tell you. Here are some tips that will help you say no to that ghostly booty call.

1) Be assured, you’re not asking for it.
We live in a culture that perpetuates blame on the victim. Comments like, “Why were you wearing those Ghostbusters pajamas?” can be very hurtful and cause a lot of shame and guilt. Just remember, an incubus is a lower entity fulfilling their namesake. It doesn’t matter if you sleep naked. If the demon is on the prowl, they’ll find someone.

2) Don’t be flattered. 
No matter how charming your Incubus may seem, they are self-centered demons from Hell and they are stealing your energy. Because demons are not held to conventions of time and space, they can float from person to person at a whim and they often do.

3) Use protection.
Burning sage and placing a crystal grid under the pillow can clear the negative energy. Remember that you can pray to the warrior angels like Michael, he’s a total badass.

4) Go organic.
If it’s been a while and you’re lonely, try a human.

5) If you’ve given in, remember you have choices.
If you find yourself involved in a dysfunctional relationship with a self-centered entity, remember you are divine spirit with free will. Say no and mean it - and then get on with your life.

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CAN GHOSTS ACTUALLY KILL?

"I ain't afraid of no GHOST." Well... Maybe you should be.

What you don’t know can’t hurt you. False! People are hurt every day by the unknown. In fact, people are often hurt by the very anticipation of the unknown.

If we were to calculate all of the deaths from heart failure due to panic, random explosions, asphyxiation caused by chicken wings, falling into massive holes or cracking your skull open while performing ordinary tasks like bathing or talking on the phone, we can clearly see that 99.9% of all deaths had not been foreseen. Death is like being on the butt end of a joke, so becoming a ghost guarantees a few decades of stewing in resentment and plotting revenge.

Ghosting is FOMO 24/7. Ghosts want in on the action. They don’t want to help you find a parking spot or tell you your soulmate’s name through a Ouija board. They want back into the party with the rest of the breathers.

They need a body. You have a body. They will take it from you. 

Proof: What’s another name for alcohol? Spirits. Why? It’s a warning, because if you drink enough of it, you’ll blackout and wake up the next day with all your friends angry with you because of all of the terrible things you said and did. You won’t remember a thing, because you weren’t in your body at all. A ghost was.

Some ghosts get really good at telekinesis, being able to manipulate household objects. A knife is an object. Boom, it just landed in your chest. Science.

Ghosts can also send you mental images, like a snapchat you just can’t look away from. But it doesn’t disappear, the story keeps getting replayed and replayed until you think you’re crazy and end up on heavy medication. Ghosts know if they spout off some crazy talk while they’re in your body, you’ll get more medication and they get more time up in your flesh. Mental institutions are like a spa for The Other Side.

We can all relate to wanting what we can't have. Most of us are sipping our coffees at work right now, contemplating suicide, while the ghosts around us are praying to find a wall they won't slip through. No one has it easy.

And I know what you're thinking, not all ghosts are bad. And sure, some are perfectly harmless. But whether the ghost is trying to solve a murder or watch some hot dude in the shower, their presence is a glitch in the system. They have chosen not to go to the light. They are stuck in the illusion of separation. Ghosts believe Wheelchair Jimmy was right about YOLO, but hell no. WALA. WALA is the truth.

So don't mess around with ghosts. Burn some sage and tell them to meet their maker.

* FOMO - Fear of Missing Out

* YOLO - You Only Live Once

* WALA - We All Live Again

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